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Schauspieler, gilt als einer der bedeutendsten Regisseure unserer Zeit, "Woody - der Unglücksrabe", "Was Sie schon immer über Sex wissen wollten, aber bisher nicht zu fragen wagten", 1978 OSCAR für "Der Stadtneurotiker" (USA, 1935).

Woody Allen · Geburtsdatum

Woody Allen ist heute 88 Jahre, 11 Monate, 21 Tage oder 32.498 Tage jung.

Geboren am 01.12.1935 in Brooklyn/New York
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• Wollen wir uns zur Lösung unserer Probleme wirklich auf Nieten und Schrauben und auf das E-Werk verlassen?
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• Würde ich an die Wiedergeburt glauben, würde ich als Schwamm wiederkommen.

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• Zukunft passiert, auch wenn wir uns etwas ganz anderes vorgenommen haben.
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• A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said 'no'.

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• Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.

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• Eighty percent of success is showing up.

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• I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

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• I don't believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

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• I don't want to achieve immortality through my work . . . I want to achieve it through not dying.

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• I was thrown out of college for cheating in the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

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• I'm astounded by people who want to know the universe when it's hard enought to find your way around Chinatown.

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• If I believed in reincarnation, I'd come back as a sponge.

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• If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.

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• If Jesus Christ came back today and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.

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• If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.

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• Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.

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• It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.

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• It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

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• Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

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• Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

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