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Schauspieler, gilt als einer der bedeutendsten Regisseure unserer Zeit, "Woody - der Unglücksrabe", "Was Sie schon immer über Sex wissen wollten, aber bisher nicht zu fragen wagten", 1978 OSCAR für "Der Stadtneurotiker" (USA, 1935).

Woody Allen · Geburtsdatum

Woody Allen ist heute 88 Jahre, 9 Monate, 12 Tage oder 32.428 Tage jung.

Geboren am 01.12.1935 in Brooklyn/New York
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• Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

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• Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.

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• My brain? It's my second favourite organ.

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• My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

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• Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.

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• On bisexuality: It immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

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• Sex without love is an empty experience. But, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

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• That [sex] was the most fun I ever had without laughing.

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• The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

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• The only difference between sex and death is, with death you can do it alone and nobody's going to make fun of you.

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• When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

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• You use sex to express every emotion except love.

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• Quatre-vingt pour cent de la réussite, c'est d'avoir été là tout simplement.

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